Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago

Lets take a journey.

I want to go somewhere, somewhere that is far far away where no one knows my name.

Posted 3 years ago
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
tumblrbot asked

Running my cousin over with a baby four wheeler.

Posted 3 years ago
binshot-not-lol:





DON’T BE A HEARTLESS A**HOLE, REBLOG THIS;  this is my water bottle. his name is john. as you can see, john is missing his cap. john is worried sick, and so am i. we can’t sleep. please contact us if you see a missing water bottle cap. return it to us immediately. thank you.




sorry, i will reblog this every time it’s on my dashboard. it’s too important not to.

binshot-not-lol:

DON’T BE A HEARTLESS A**HOLE, REBLOG THIS; this is my water bottle. his name is john. as you can see, john is missing his cap. john is worried sick, and so am i. we can’t sleep. please contact us if you see a missing water bottle cap. return it to us immediately. thank you.

sorry, i will reblog this every time it’s on my dashboard. it’s too important not to.

Posted 4 years ago

OH EM GEE

Why does my smart water taste so stupid???…….

Hahaha